If I were rich, I’d say screw it, update everything with modern equivalents and drop in the most powerful motor that would fit. Forget trying a resto on this. I’d get the outside as close as possible, but inside it would be a comfortable sleeper with modern amenities. » 4/24/15 2:05pm Yesterday 2:05pm

I don’t see how a vampire could possibly have a chance against aliens, unless they were using long-range weaponry or traps. The molecular acid should easily dissolve a vampire, unless the vampire is on the “rapid regeneration” variety, and they aren’t concerned that their arm just melted off, because it will grow back… » 4/24/15 9:46am Yesterday 9:46am

Policeman: “Look, everyone is owed due process, and should be judged by our justice system, without any except...wait, I got a perp running away after I pulled him over for a busted tail light, which isn’t even illegal. Be right back”. Minutes later, blows in smoking barrel of gun:”as I said, all people are due their… » 4/23/15 2:02pm Thursday 2:02pm