I would have used the GPS built into it, and if someone deviates from the destination in any way, red lights start flashing, and the chest opens up to reveal an explosive device. "I *said* 'Or Bust'", it says, turning towards you to speak for the first time, then a countdown begins. » 7/28/14 12:05pm Today 12:05pm

An interesting fact about whales is they actually suffocate on land, despite breathing air, because once out of water, their mass compresses their organs and body and they can't function. This guy already has trouble breathing, has a lot of mass, and when you throw 2-3 cops on his back... » 7/28/14 2:02pm Yesterday 2:02pm